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Shit Show Crisis Mgmt Tee — Funny Office gag shirt with ‘Making It Up As We Go’ design

The political party card game

★★★★★

4.9 · 2,318 playtester reviews

18+

Adults only

3–10

Players

Minutes

$20.00

· or 4 payments of $5.00 with bad decisions

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✓30-day return policy

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⚠ Adult game. 18+. Not safe for snowflakes.

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Base game
Sh!t Show T-shirt

The party game for people who can't stop watching the news.

This relaxed, classic-fit tee carries a bold, irreverent print that reads like a mini poster — humorous, chaotic, and oddly comforting. The front graphic depicts a cluttered crisis-management office with tongue-in-cheek signage and tiny details to discover each time you wear it. The soft, medium-weight cotton feels familiar and broken-in from the first wear, and the ribbed collar and taped shoulders keep the shape looking sharp after many washes. Wear it around the office, at a weekend hangout, or when you need a laugh during a rough day — it’s a wearable shrug at the absurdity of everyday chaos.

The artwork speaks to people who appreciate dark humor and workplace satire. The design lands squarely between vintage poster aesthetics and modern meme culture, so it pairs naturally with worn denim, layered flannels, or an overshirt. It’s for those who like their statements unfiltered, their comfort effortless, and their wardrobe a little bit of attitude.

Made from responsibly sourced cotton and printed with detailed techniques that keep the image crisp, this tee stands up to regular wear without losing personality. The tear-away label keeps your neck scratch-free, and the OEKO-TEX certification gives peace of mind about what’s next to your skin.

Product features
- 100% US cotton for solid colors; medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels, DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed print
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for comfort and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Friends playing Sh’t Show around a kitchen table

275 cards. One sticky box. Zero shame.

170
Bullsh’t cards — the absurd, the unfortunate, and the historically accurate.
81
Ringmaster cards — fake headlines, leaked group chats, executive orders.
21
Blank cards — write your own fresh disasters in permanent marker.
3
Draw cards that pass the Ringmaster role to the next sucker.
1
Rule book that fits inside a fortune cookie.
1
Magnetic-close keepsake box with a circus tent on it.

Rule 1

Deal 5 Bullsh’t cards to each player or team. 3–6 players total.

Rule 2

Pick a Ringmaster. The role rotates. No advantage to going first.

Rule 3

Ringmaster draws from the Ringmaster deck and reads it aloud.

Rule 4

Everyone else plays a Bullsh’t card face-down. Mix them up so the Ringmaster picks blind.

Rule 5

Ringmaster flips them and picks the best response.

Rule 6

Winner takes the round. Losers draw a fresh Bullsh’t card.

Rule 7

If the Ringmaster pulls a Draw card, they take a Bullsh’t card and pass the role left.

Rule 8

First player (or team) to empty their hand wins. Use the blanks to make it your own.

Shipping

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Free U.S. shipping on orders over $40.
$6.95 flat for orders under $40.
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Returns

30 days, no questions asked. Even if the questions are about why you bought this.
Unopened only. Played-with games can't be unseen.
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A small taste

Five cards. Hand-picked to ruin one specific dinner.

I will lie under oath and in other official settings.

I never report when women fondle me. I give them a pass because I am a nice guy.

I select mediocre and below, pasty guys to serve me.

I have romantically assaulted a woman or two, or 3, 4, 5… (allegedly).

Some see me as an overweight Adonis, sexy as hell.

Reviews

People said things.
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4.9

★★★★★

2,318 verified playtester reviews

5★

86%

4★

10%

3★

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1★

Brenda McSomething

Game Night Hostess

★★★★★

Mar 2026 · ✓ Verified buyer

Cancelled book club. Started Shit Show club.

My friends and I used to discuss novels. Now we just yell about whatever the Commander in Tweet has done this week, but with cards. Better than therapy and cheaper than wine.

👍 Helpful · 30 Reply

Devon P. Kowalski

Disappointed Voter

★★★★★

Mar 2026 · ✓ Verified buyer

Made my Republican uncle laugh against his will.

He held out for a whole round. By round three he was playing "A 4am typo that crashes a small economy" and laughing so hard he choked on a meatball. Thanksgiving is saved.

👍 Helpful · 41 Reply

Marcia Tellington

Holiday Survivor

★★★★☆

Feb 2026 · ✓ Verified buyer

Funnier than the actual news cycle.

Took half a star off because the box is so satisfyingly thuddy I keep wanting to throw it at the TV. Otherwise: perfection. The blank cards alone are worth the price.

👍 Helpful · 52 Reply

Anonymous Hill Staffer

Allegedly

★★★★★

Feb 2026 · ✓ Verified buyer