Shit Show Field Kit Bundle
The political party card game
The party game for people who can't stop watching the news.
Minor disasters. Mostly survivable.
The Field Kit is your entry-level survival pack for when things start going sideways. Grab the original game and suit up in the official Shit Show Crisis Mgt T-shirt — because looking the part is half the battle.
- ✅ Shit Show The Game (original)
- ✅ Shit Show Crisis Mgt T-shirt
Pre-order now at $49.95 — regular price $61.00.
275 cards. One sticky box. Zero shame.
- 170Bullsh’t cards — the absurd, the unfortunate, and the historically accurate.
- 81Ringmaster cards — fake headlines, leaked group chats, executive orders.
- 21Blank cards — write your own fresh disasters in permanent marker.
- 3Draw cards that pass the Ringmaster role to the next sucker.
- 1Rule book that fits inside a fortune cookie.
- 1Magnetic-close keepsake box with a circus tent on it.
Shipping
- Orders ship within 48 hours — in time for whatever family argument you're hosting next.
- Free U.S. shipping on orders over $40.
- $6.95 flat for orders under $40.
- International shipping to Canada, UK, EU, AU calculated at checkout.
Returns
- 30 days, no questions asked. Even if the questions are about why you bought this.
- Unopened only. Played-with games can't be unseen.
- We'll email a prepaid label. You don't have to talk to anyone.
Five cards. Hand-picked to ruin one specific dinner.
People said things.
About cards.
Cancelled book club. Started Shit Show club.
My friends and I used to discuss novels. Now we just yell about whatever the Commander in Tweet has done this week, but with cards. Better than therapy and cheaper than wine.
Made my Republican uncle laugh against his will.
He held out for a whole round. By round three he was playing "A 4am typo that crashes a small economy" and laughing so hard he choked on a meatball. Thanksgiving is saved.
Funnier than the actual news cycle.
Took half a star off because the box is so satisfyingly thuddy I keep wanting to throw it at the TV. Otherwise: perfection. The blank cards alone are worth the price.
I cannot confirm or deny this is accurate.
Played at a bachelorette in Georgetown. Cannot say more for professional reasons. Buy it.
You may also regret.
+150 cards. New caricatures. Same nightmare.
+150 cards for when domestic chaos isn’t enough.
12-inch plush. Squeezable. Possibly cursed.
Stop reading.
Start playing.
$49.95. Free shipping over $40. Ships within 48 hours from a real warehouse.
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